Some Hilarious Leave Applications

Some Hilarious Leave Applications

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

 

 

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"As I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

 

Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

 

From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."

 

Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"

 

An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

 

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"

 

Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

 

Covering note:
"I am enclosed  herewith..."

 

Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

 

Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

 

Letter writing:- 
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

 

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.